His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it's like iHOP with fire
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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