**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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