I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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