Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I have aggressive nipples.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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