haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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