i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...