How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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