Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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