Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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