WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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