Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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