google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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