is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
NoShamevember. You game?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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