Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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