so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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