Your face is a jimmy john
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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