i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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