Having a random hookup so left but love u
only you would photoshop your dick
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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