u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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