We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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