hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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