we're blogging at a bar
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I want her autograph on my taint
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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