We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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