I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
