i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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