whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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