Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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