Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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