It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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