Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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