what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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