I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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