i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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