We won't sleep together?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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