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My girlfriend figured out who you are.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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