Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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