it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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