i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch