no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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