ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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