Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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