Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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