I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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