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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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