I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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