he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
why is half of my head shaved?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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