Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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