Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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