I wish i was in the wii world.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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