As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
There are leaves in my underwear?
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