I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Two words: nipple clamps
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