Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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