My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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