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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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