I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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