Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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